Saturday, May 31, 2008

random post -playing catch up

Ok so last day of swim lessons, Lance came with us. we went to Pierces, then out to Shawn's A/C shop to get ducting and vent for the new storeroom. and then to Hope's lesson. came home , cooked dinner for my mom who is still recovering from her hip replacement, and wanting something home cooked. so i made spaghetti for the family, and her, and delivered it.

sidebar: Hope said she needed to poop while wearing her swimsuit so one of the kids took her, and she supposedly went, so afterward, i put panties on her. she went potty a few more times.

while finishing off dinner, i was buttering the bread, and seasoning it. She comes up to tell me
" I had a crappy day!" WHAT? i look down to see CRAP all over her legs, apparently she had crapped her pants, and cleaned it up herself, she had a pull up on. YOU ARE $HITTING ME!
while this is happening, i'm cooking and packing up dinner, Lance is in the attic putting in ductwork, he's calling me to come get Pierce, who went up there too. and Hope had CRAP crusted on her legs.

so i got the bread in, had 3 minutes to get Pierce down, and hope in the bath, and pack up my mom's dinner. Lance came down from the attic, and took over the clean up of the kids so i could go deliver it. he even had to clean up her room where it happened. there was a "pile" on a denim skirt i really like but i chucked it, along with her white Sunday shoes! i was not SCRUBBING $hit off of stuff. good day. next time i'm afraid she'll come and tell me "i had a $hitty day"
NO GOOD!

anyway i took dinner, and ate with my mom and Gary. and came home just in time to have Andrea pick me up for girls night out. we hit chili's and then Marshall's for a few minutes, and THEN we saw Maid of Honor! which i LOVED! I love loved it. it was cleaner than a couple of the more recent movies, sure the thunder beads were semi embarrassing but with the right group just plain hilarious! SO this was the perfect group to see it with! I'd been waiting for a Girls night out to see it. and these girls weren't prude, or naive. so it was perfect. i think the major part of enjoying a movie is going with the right people. So after that we chatted outside the theater all night. and i got home at 5 am , the sun was coming up. i was tired. super tired. but it was rad.

Friday we had movie fun , to see the Pirate who don't do anything. the kids were entertained, and i was fine with missing it to get drinks, move seats, chase pierce, and whatever . it was way fun to see tons of blog friends and real life Friends, and thanks to my sisters, and friends that had enough seats saved for us. that was awesome, we have to try harder to be early next week.

the house? still looks like supreme crap! bunko should be interesting. funny you start remodeling 2+ months before, you'd think it would be done, it isn't, i have no hope of that. SO everyone gets to see the major nasty tile that is still down, next to the new tile. the drywall, that is newly stripped, and not textured, in tons of areas. and the old crappy wallpaper. time has run out. there was never money for any of it and we will maybe have a new store room next week,fat lotta good that does me when the front room looks like CRAP! i could scream. this was the point of it for me. and IT'S NOT WORKING out! and Lance doesn't think i should complain , so i'm not, i'm just warning you, it's nothing spectacular. in fact it looks like supreme shit. and this is where i live, you are welcome to come and see the splendor. i can guarantee food, and prizes. and all I'm hoping for is they don't totally suck, and everyone comes. let me know if you aren't coming.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

You totally crack me up. Hang in there, it's got to get better! Here's to having a better day...

Jamie said...

That sure makes my day look rather calm. Sorry it SUCKED for you but thanks for the perspective!!

AutoSysGene said...

I;ll bet in the end no one will care what your house looks like...they will only care if they have fun with you.

As for Hope saying she had a crappy day....hysterical!!

janna said...

LOL about the poop. I remember those days and i was just like you, I tossed everything that had poop on it.

I need someone to cool to go see Se.x and the City with. Wanta come with?

Meredith Ferrin said...

Hope cracks me up.....I'm so glad you document all of her "funnies" cause someday she will think it's hilarious!!!

I know how you feel about the remodel...we started our demolition last year in July and it's still not done either! I learned that what it is.....is what it will be! I learned some people actually are jealous that we were remodeling, they wished they were. The final project will be well worth it! Your friends love you to death and I guarantee they will just love being with you!!!

Are You Serious! said...

♡ I love how she put her day! :) Sucks about the clean up though!!! I hate cleaning up poooo blech! :)

Crissybug said...

That was indeed 'crappy'. I hate potty training. Why can't we just skip that phase!??

GNO sounded like fun! I totally want to go see that movie. I love Patrick Dempsey (BTW...what did you think of Grey's season finale!?)

SMF was great. Hopefully we can get their earlier! Can't wait for next week.

Jen said...

Ugh, sorry you had a crappy day at your house too, it is NO FUN!!! Glad you got a GNO though, sounds like you had fun!

blah, blah by lindsey said...

“that is sweet of you to take dinner. hope she gets feeling better soon.”

i am so sorry about the "crappy day"...i am so not ready for that.

SuperCoolMom said...

Hope's comment is GREAT! Too funny! I'm sure your house will be fine for Bunco. Everyone will understand that you're in the middle of a construction zone.

Piper said...

Oh my hell! I would have chucked the skirt too!

tammy said...

Well, Hope was only speaking the truth wasn't she...lol.

I'd be ticked over the remodel not being done too. But don't worry, everyone will have a good time. They'll just be glad they're getting out of their house.

I want to see that movie!

Mamarazzi said...

seriously awesome post...but i need a nap after reading it. how on earth do you make it through the day? pure awesome!

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Vidal's Nest said...

Too funny. My husband is pissed with me because my 2 year old says Oh shit whenever she drops something etc..
Good to hear I'm not alone in corrupting the yound minds out there

jes said...

soooo sorry to hear about the crappy day...i have had a few of those when lily has decided to change her own diaper. i was horrified.

Nat Nat said...

I have so many $hitty days just like that. I am so sick of kids that can't use a toilet and ones that can and somehow still get crap all over the place! UGH! There is no end in sight I know.

You are rad! I don't know how you do it all you are busy busy busy, always doing super fun things with the kids and your friends. Totally jealous!

And I know they are comming to bunko to see you not your house. I have always wanted to have a bunko group. Way major fun! I need to start my own and stop waiting for somone to invite me. You are going to have fun even in the unfinished remodel you always do because you are spectacular!

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