Friday, Friday! FRIDAY! Confessions of a cusser!
Ok well i am conflicted at to what to post. I had planned on posting the most fabulous you tube video but gmail is in the crapper and i cannot retrieve it! so in the meantime!
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Get ready for it! a post about colorful exclamations! aka cussing! so maybe not all cussing but some cussing and otherwise rude and yet colorful comments! So if you aren't a fan of the cussing comeback later! ..............................................................................................................................................................................
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- It is so bad it SUCKS ASS! yesterday? sucked ass!
- shit balls!
- crap chunks!
- Dude I sharted! my kids say they sharted on occasion. yeah mother of the year here!
- I believe some people in the world can be an ASS! you know the people who are.
- I like to use all variations of the F word! effing,frickin',freaking, F-you! effed up! not usually the real word just my variations. but sometimes the real one is used!
- I super love flipping the bird, all the time to people i like or don't like, the ground if i drop something,the shelf at Walmart if it is out of what i want! you know free with the bird! Family parties or with my brother Aaron the bird is flying left and right!
- ok so do you know the difference between the "bird " and the "ugly bird"? ask me and I'll show you. still the same finger by the way.
- i use the word shit freely, in many contexts. shit balls , piece of shit, shitake mushrooms, shit +fart =shart! shiest, shiester, pooh , crap, POO! dookey, crud! turd, dung,
6 comments:
Holy potty mouth girl! I was just talking to one of my clients about cussing because her little one has been saying you bitch to everyone. Do you ever worry that your kids will repeat you, or have they?
on occasion they have said something here or there. but lance has that rule about not saying anything mom says. so they know they aren't supposed to.
We you know my feelings on cussing, profanity, etc. I use it way to often. Most people who know me, know that I do use strong language. One time Alan and I were fighting and I called him an asshole, the next day Samantha called me mom one. MOTHER OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE!!!
LOVE IT! I have not cussed in front of anyone since I was like 11. But let me tell you...they do run through my little brain!!!
Wow, I have a little boy that is a copy cat. I'd never get away with anything. I'm trying to cut back. I swore the most of my mission (actually, broke the word of wisdom most then too). It was ITALY people! And my companions were from UTAH.
Dude, I am a cusser, too. I hate it. I rarely say the f-word in its entirety, but flippin, freakin, frick frack...those are all words you will hear from me on a regular basis. OH, and "sharted" is a staple word in our house. You ARE rad!!
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