Friday, June 8, 2007

Funny For Friday! almost too true though!


BBQ RULES


We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2)
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.

Here comes the important part:

(4)
THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7)
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10)
Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11)
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....


i have to admit, that Lance doesn't do this, he cooks real dinners too, but i thought it was funny so here you are.

4 comments:

Webb Family said...

That is so funny! I have to say too, that does not do that he is a better cook then me. Do you ever watch "According to Jim"? There was a part about this same thing, very funny show.

Webb Family said...

sorry I wrote that weird i meant Mike doesn't do that.

blah, blah by lindsey said...

Cute

tammy said...

love it!

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