Monday, July 9, 2007

does your pet have psychic abilities?


our cat can teleport! i take it out and a few minutes later it comes moseying in. i have no idea where he is coming in at. and he is really small still, it's the kitten Joy got for her birthday from my sister Janie, i guess i was feeling nice the day i said yes, and said she could have it . plus i am a sucker for kittens, i have fond memories carrying around a kitten and dressing it up in doll clothes and making it my baby. it was really fun until it had the runs from drinking the milk I gave it to drink. Giving cats a bowl of milk is a myth, it gives the cat the runs and your parents get rid of it. and it didn't help that it crapped in my parents bedroom and my dad was allergic to cats. and since I became an adult i am allergic to cats, and my eyes feel all itchy and watery all the time, i thought i had pink eye for two weeks before i figured it out it was the new cat. and I'm sure it doesn't help that it goes in my room and climbs on my bed and one night i woke up to it sleeping between me and Lance on the bed! thus the putting out of the cat at night. and i still think it teleports into the house but lance tells me it climbs through our extra dryer vent. HMMM. which is it? do you think?

8 comments:

Webb Family said...

bridget use to do the same thing growing up! dressing them up & playing like they were her babies! i'm scared of cats, dogs, birds oh i guess almost any animal. you could call me a scaredy cat-hee! hee!

Nettie said...

You are a nicer mom than I. My girls want a kitten, soooo bad! But, I am also allergic, so the answer is no.

Thanks for visiting me!

Jamie said...

Just say NO to cats!! That is our rule. You are to nice especially if you are allergic. I am allergic and my Lightning often expresses how much that sucks OH WELL.......

Cara @ Gardenview Cottage said...

telaport...definitly. We have a cat and she is the best! She will let my kids do anything to her. She is so sweet. However, when she gets annoying I do lock her in the garage for awhile. That way she knows not to bug me with her whining!

Micah and Jen said...

teleport! I love cats--always had one as a kid to dress up as well and now we have two of the little monsters. funny, you fall in love with them when they are kittens and cute--then they turn into monsterous adult cats! Still love them though--but I'm not allergic so that would make a huge difference to me if I were--I don't like the hair though, YUCK!

onehm said...

You are really so nice. I have to say NO WAY on cats. Anything that can get on my countertops without assistance doesn't belong at my house. (Baby R excluded). I'm sure that the cat can teleport.

tammy said...

Cute pic! I love kittens but they don't love me. I made the mistake of touching my eye over at Jenny's last Friday and by the time my hubby saw me, it was so red. He thought maybe we'd been up to something a little more than what we did!

Anonymous said...

I just say I am allergic so I never have to get a cat. My dad lied to me when I was a kid and it worked for him, so I just lie to my kids! The perfect solution to never having to own a stupid cat!

P.S. Did I mention that I hate cats?

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