for real?? do I have SUCKER written aross my forehead?

ok this is the deal . last night I was sitting reading in the front room yesterday evening, i was supposed to have Girls night last night and my new book club, and i didn't go to either or them because i had been ill 24 hours before. so i was home with my chillluns just chillin' reading my book, and i hear a knock on my door. It is a guy in my ward on my doorstep suddenly explaining to me that his wife was a the temple and he had just come from the temple and was on his way to the Suns game. and since his daughter doesn't have many friends ....(pregnant pause) I say OH you want me to keep ______ until your wife comes home?" YEAH" (like duh i am supposed to assume he is ditching his 8 yr old with me?) " that'd be great this is the last game I am going to this season since we sold our tickets." ok fine," and you can start calling my wife about 8:15 she'll be wondering where _____ is. i just left a note saying i was leaving her somewhere, but didn't know where yet. so she'll be looking for her." OK fine. well after about 5 minutes of blank being at my house she comes up to me and tells me "you should clean!" your house is really messy, and the floor is sticky and dirty. well she had just been in Liberty's room, which is a nasty pit but i didn't make the mess and i am not in charge of cleaning it. and i tole this _____ well their rooms are their responsibility. and hope she'd shut up about my dirty house, this kid that was dumped on me is rather rude. not that it wasn't true but RUDE! ok so Lance is bringing Pizza home, and i ask______ did you eat dinner yet? nope , ok we are having pizza in a minute then , so she comes into the dining room we cleared the table , got out the paper plates we eat on for every meal and sit down, she proceeds to tell me, "there is a banana peel on your floor! " which i had seen in the morning yesterday but was still feeling really gross form being sick the day before to the point of drinking Coke to settle my stomach instead of my usual Dr. pepper. still sick. So i say," well i was sick yesterday, and someone else was in charge, and no one picked up when i asked. " totally all true statements. she she comes back with," maybe you were sick because it is so dirty and all the germs. " fine, and she is looking at the bird seed scattered on the floor in the corner from those new damn birds i didn't want or ask for and the mess i had asked to be vacuumed like 5 times in the last week by the kids and my husband, especially my husband and the ranting that goes with multiple asking so she is 8 looking at the banana peels on the floor, that happened when i had the flu, and at the bird seed on the floor that my husband hadn't vacuumed and telling me my house is dirty. really true but soooo rude. so i told her it isn't polite to say rude things about peoples houses. then she settles in eating her pizza, and the kids are eating and she is apparently looking around and she says,"i feel sorry for you! your house is dirty and there is writing on the walls !" yeah seems like every kid is an artist, and writes on my walls on old ugly wall paper i am taking down in the next month or two. then she proceeds to tell me maybe you should get a "home improvement" (meaning loan I'm sure she'd heard about those on TV)!!!!!!!!!! at this point i know this kid isn't shutting up and i just let her run with it. "yeah a home improvement , to paint and get new wallpaper and clean this place up! i feel really sorry for you. my dad makes money and works in an office".
wow, in his garage/home office. so Peyton chimes in ,"OUR dad works in an office in our garage, by the playroom. " then she starts telling me i need to get this light drawing thing that she'd seen a commercial for on Nickelodeon. you know how kids think those commercials are the most fab thing ever? anyway she started into the home improvement thing again and at that point I'd pretty much had it with this rude kid dumped on me on an evening i normally wouldn't even be home and tell her yeah well how many kids do you have living in your house? she tells me 3 which they are 23, 14, and 8 so this kid is really the only kid in her house. while i have 6 kids 8 and under. HMMMM wonder why my house is a pit? and the coloring on the walls yeah each kid has taken his turn being the artist, now it is the Hope and Pierce's turn. i would be horrified if my kid talked this way at someone else's home. Lance made the point that yeah our kids would never mention how dirty a house is, they would say "YOUR HOUSE IS CLEAN!" which wouldn't be taken as rude, just a statement. anyway, her mom was horrified the dad had ditched her with me, or she at least pretended to be. and i thought OK Liberty cannot be her friend and there is no way in hell that little girl can come over again.
The end!

ok and if you live in my ward and figure out who this kid is you are sworn to secrecy that i blogged this. this is not public ward knowledge but blog ranting. PROMISE! Pinkie swear!

so was this rude?
1st to ditch the kid with me to go to the Suns game?
2nd for the kid to be so rude and go on and on?
3rd for me to take offense at an 8yr olds opinion? (not that i am totally offended but that she was rude and i am blogging it?)

Let me know. but if you can't say anything nice i don't wanna hear it!

key words used -
HOME IMPROVEMENT!

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!

YOUR HOUSE IS DIRTY!

YOU NEED TO CLEAN!