i missed the ultimate dinner conversation!
holy cow! so i am doing laundry for once in my life. looking for red clothes , between starting the load and hunting for a couple things i wanted in this load i missed the where do babies come from chat. over ramen. Lance told all the kids babies come out of the vagina. FOR REAL!
- ewww gross. was said.
- sticky mess was mentioned.
- and at one point there was discussion about poopin' them out.
dang i miss one family dinner, and i am doing the freaking laundry the once in a blue moon i do and i missed all that. shoot! maybe i should do laundry more.
***and that all came from Lance.
maybe he'll guest blog the actual story. i am dying to know
maybe next time they can talk about how babies get in there.
((giggle!))
9 comments:
Major bummer! :(
That is hysterical! At least they asked Lance and not you. i would just be thankful for that!
Wow, he actually said "vagina"? My husband can't bring himself to say that word!
Wow! That is so stinkin' hilarious....thanks for the laugh tonight! :) I can't believe your hubby went all out there--aren't guys usually the ones that avoid that--good job for him and hope to hear the whole story sometime!
Too funny! We had ramen for dinner tonight also...fortunately it did not include the same conversation. I actually told my girls though a while back, where babies come out. My oldest had been asking for a while and I finally had the guts to say it. While on that subject, I went ahead and informed them about puberty and their period and that they will eventually have weird hair growing in places that they don't really have any now... It was awkward, but atleast it's out of the way and so now when it comes up, I don't feel so weird about it. My mom didn't tell me this sort of stuff when I was a kid...I had to wait to find out about it all til it was happening to me. ANd yes, I was told I was pooped out, although my mom seems to not remember saying that. My sister remembers too, so it's not like I just made it up.
I still dread having to tell them how the baby gets in there though...not sure what I'll say....maybe a turkey baster? Although that might ruin the whole conversation we had about not putting stuff in there....hmmmmm
Parenting is soo stressful!
Sooo funny. I'm sure the cousins will get some info from at least one of your kids. I'm just going to have Aunt Business Mama tell my kids when the time is right (after all, she told me)...let's see, the oldest is 18...
Funny! Still makes me laugh that of all the peeps I know - YOU don't want to tell them about the facts of life! (o:
First - I am so impressed that you had ramen for dinner. You're my kinda gal.
Second - I am so impressed that Lance took over the vagina issue. Braveheart!
Third - Isabelle is convinced that babies are pooped out. No matter how many times I try to tell her that moms have a "special baby opening" & moms' bodies are made to stretch, blah-blah-blah, she holds fast to the pooping theory.
She's not too far off. Yuk.
ROFLMBO!!!!!!! Too funny! Let HIM sweat it out on that one. Sounds good to me!
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