so while in line at Walmart tonight i was catching up on my sex ed.
i wondered if this might be TOO RACY(gasp) for some of my blog friends but you have seen the profile disclaimer right? and the R rating. correct? so if you find yourself uncomfortable with sex talk just skip this post.
ok so i was at walmart with my friend Jenn. our standard shopping trip,
for stuff we need and stuff we don't, just hanging out.
and all is right in the world.
so while she is checking out COSMO catches my eye. racy stuff right?
ok so i was at walmart with my friend Jenn. our standard shopping trip,
for stuff we need and stuff we don't, just hanging out.
and all is right in the world.
so while she is checking out COSMO catches my eye. racy stuff right?
this is what i find...
Pleasure-Maxing Positions
These moves mean one thing: sheet-twisting thrills for you and your man. Get ready for the ride that'll have him screaming, "You go, cowgirl!"
yeah girl on top!
yeah girl on top!
well duh! i thought i was learning something new! since when is Cosmo telling me stuff i already know? dang it.
i guess Cosmo is for beginners. because who doesn't know that?!
if you don't know for yourself that this is true.
go try again! really.
maybe you need to get a copy of Cosmo.
go try again! really.
maybe you need to get a copy of Cosmo.
8 comments:
What? Girls can be on top? Who knew.
Good thing we have cosmo.
So I read the whole article... and I have to admit those readers suggestions are some I'd never come up with myself. I had to stop and think really hard about what they were saying and try to picture it in my head. All I can say is wow, some people are really creative- celestial cowgirl, the "jasmine"!
They need you to write the articles.
I agree w/ Tammy, maybe you need to write Cosmo & give some of your own suggestions!! tee hee :)
I vote for Julia to write the cosmo articles, too. Sounds like you know a little more than those amateurs over at Cosmo, heh!
Maybe it was just a refresher course. ;)
You are my pick me up in the morning. I always chuckle when I vistit! Thanks!
That is one funny post! You just get braver and braver and funnier and funnier! Lance is a lucky guy to have such a knowledgeable lady!
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