Tuesday, April 1, 2008

crappy day!




so today i was driving on the freeway. and some asshole merged in front of me i rearended some old bitty. damn it. in the VAN ! holy crap! this SUCKS
what am i gonna do? i can't have the VAN in the shop. last time we got in an accident it took 6 weeks to get back.

in other news . my friend Andrea is doing her Pay it Forward contest. since she won mine the first time. SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ? go here and comment a ton!
i know you are dying to win aren't you?





AND lemmeee see.
APRIL FOOLS!
on the car accident.

but on that vein of thinking Joy announced she was telling her P.E. teacher, she is pregnant today. yeah JOY the 5 year old. hahaha APRIL FOOLS! they know i play that joke every year on someone. usually Lance but sometimes other people haha! so funny. it was really funny until I i told Lance i was pregnant on April Fools. and the joke was on me on the 3rd when i was really pregnant. that frankly sucked. that was before Pierce. and i miscarried but still it was a crappy joke. so i haven't done that again. too risky. oh but i just got uncle tony! freaking funny! i am feeling rad after that. i needed a good cackle!

37 comments:

Susie said...

April Fools! I totally forgot! I can't wait to see what I think of for when my hubby gets home....
Nice warning on the preggers joke-I'd better steer clear of that one.

andrea said...

ha-ha...not so funny....I was all worried hoping everyone was okay, and thinking, "Oh no! What will you do without your van?" Forgot it was April Fools Day! I never play along with April Fools....I can't ever think of good stuff, and I hate the paybacks...so I just avoid it.

I'm glad it wasn't real, and I'm glad your 5 year old isn't really pregnant!

Leslie said...

I was wondering how you got a picture of your van so fast...you got me for a second. I am not all that into april fools jokes. All of my family is smarter then me.

I used to do the whole "I am pregnant" thing...but I think people caught on really fast and this year people would know I was lying...I guess I am just too boring for good old April Fools day!!

Laura said...

You totally got me! My heart was pouring out horror and sympathy for you. So glad you are neither pregnant or in a car accident. I am also glad Joy is not pregnant either ha ha on that one!

Are You Serious! said...

♥ Joy is so FUNNY! I love that!

Andrea said...

Oh my goodness!! I was totally about to cry for you! Yep, you totally got me! Well at least you can say "April Fools"! Glad you weren't in an accident!

That's funny about Joy 'claiming' to be pregnant! She's such a silly girl!

Hey, thanks for the little 'plug' for my contest!!

tammy said...

I knew right off. But good try. My hubby is immune to my pranks after so many years of knowing me so I can't pull anything over on him. Unless it was a prank like short sheeting the bed. But then I go to bed before him so it would kind of suck to sleep in it waiting for him to come to bed. One year I got him good with telling him I wrecked my car. He totally bought it.

Mamarazzi said...

OH you STINKER!!!

my mind was racing with ways i could help you!! and then i READ April fools...ugh!

yep you got me good!

AutoSysGene said...

Not funny! ABout half way through I remembered April fools day! I'm so gald that you weren't in an accident!

LOL at tell the PE teacher at 5 she's pregnant!

kellyo75 said...

Oh too funny. I was JUST on the phone with my friend telling her about the joke my sister TRIED to play on me, and I would NEVER fall for it. Then I read this and I get off with her because I am so concerned. You got me. I was thinking, "Oh crap, she's gonna have to replace ALL the car seats!" Glad Joy is not PG!

Wendi said...

Oh, I totally fell for it too!

KayDee said...

Totally fell for it:) I am a sucker anytime of year for those kind of jokes!

Happy April fools day!

Connie said...

You got me!!! I was so mortified...and wondering if anyone got hurt...that van is pretty messed up!!! I think Joy may take after Mommy a little bit huh??

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap! I completely believed you were in an accident. I was so sad and wondering how you survived,etc. Whew! I'm glad you're ok and you have an award waiting for you over on my blog. (not April Fools)

Katie said...

I was thinking Man that totally beats my crappy day. Poor thing. You got me. I'd tell Chad I was prego for April Fools, but the joke is on me already...
Hope it was a good day:)

Jenn said...

Duh- I was like of all days... I bet no one believes her! Then ha ha--- joke was on me! See I am so naive!!!

Jamie said...

UMM I may have fell for Tammy's prank for a minute but I got to reading your whole blog to late in the day. I am lovin your family closet plan!! Sure wish I had room for that. It is no fun to live in a construction zone but so worth the results and if yours is done before mine I am going to sit in the corner stick my thumb in my mouth and have a full on meltdowm!!!

raising4boys said...

Nice picture!! Happy April Fools Day!!! :)

SHERI said...

You had me going there for a minute! Thank goodness it IS a joke.

Micah and Jen said...

Oh you are a funny girl! You totally had me going there and I was so very sad for you! Anyhow, I did a cute little "hot dog" for the boys, but it was really a twinkie with tootsie rolls and licorice for the ketchup.....too cute! They looked at it and then dove right in, with all knowledge that it was really candy and NOT a real hot dog....no fooling these little guys! Happy April fools day!

Nathan W said...

I'm prego joke is never funny, just don't do it! Good luck on the remodel, glad it's you not me. Jen's doin' the whole place up, we'll post pics of her work.

michelle said...

Oh man!!! I am so glad that your van isn't in the shop! That would have been for sure a bad day!

Can't wait to see you girls tomorrow for lunch. :)

SuperCoolMom said...

Man! I was picturing it happening just after we were on the phone! I called Bronson in, "Agh, Aunt Julie got in an accident today! Wow, the things I learn on her blog!" He's saying, "Well, if she didn't call you..." We realized about the same time that it was probably a joke. Very funny.

Joy cracks me up. Did she say how her joke went over?

Jenifer said...

Joy is too funny! You totally sucked me in. glad you are okay!

Debra said...

Oh girl, you TOTALLY got me. I was sitting here thinking of the logistics of being WITHOUT the family van for that long!!!

I do not take part in giving April Fool jokes any more. Not since 2 yrs ago when the "We are having Twins" joke came back and bit us in the butt!

Nikki said...

That was good. Glad I got to know you at Bunko last night.

Laurie said...

Wow, I totally fell for that! Good one!

KATE said...

Holy Crap, you freaked me out! The picture of the Van did NOT look good! That was a good April Fools!!

I LOVE that Joy told her teacher that she was pregnant! hee hee

kay said...

oh my gosh!! i totally thought that was true!! you crack me up.

Shannon said...

You totally got me! i was sure that that was your car. Good one but would have been really sad and scary. Glad it wasn't true oh and Joy is a piece of artwork!

Never got back to you about getting together during our trip to AZ...sorry. I would love to get together if my family hasn't made plans for every day we are there...highly possible. I will email you when we get closer to the departure date and get your info!

Cecilia said...

I totally fell for it!!! I was about to get on the plane to Arizona to go help you!!! Good April Fools! I told my husband that I was pregnant and he totally fell for it!!!Joy is too funny!

Bridget and Dustin said...

That was a great April Fools joke! It was so fun sitting with you at bunko last night. I had a great night!

jayna said...

well, you got me!! i am the worst at remembering april fools! glad to hear it was a joke... that wouldn't have been cool at all. how is the remodel coming? can't wait to see pics when it's done!!!

Anonymous said...

Well I fell for that one...just like Tammy's.

Glad to hear it was a joke...and your van is not totaled for real. You guys....and your pranks ;)

Cara @ Gardenview Cottage said...

You so had me!!!! You stinker!!!! My favorite April fools day joke from yesterday was google! They got the whole stinkin universe!! So funny. You will have to google it. Oh now that is funny!!!! Seriously, they played a rad joke on everyone who has the internet!

Jenn Toon said...

I was a sucker too! You are good at this!!

Nat Nat said...

Can't imagine how the PE teacher would have reacted to that. That is soooo funny. Too dang bad she had a sub. of all the luck.

We didn't even have any great jokes this year. Well except my 11 yr old came home with a signed sitation from school. 1st on ever. Dad almost flippped a gasket it was great. How he got the teacher to sign it we will never know.
It was a good one. Glad you had a fun day.

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