before i forget. funny stuff my kids said/did this week.

yesterday we were riding in the car. the kids were having some discussion about- zero's a hero, 1st is the worst, 2nd is the best and third is a nerd (of course i was thinking Turd) anyway. 4th the golden bird(i hadn't heard this one or i would have thought 4th is the ugly bird-meaning middle finger-you need a demo, i'll show you here ) , 5th the treasure chest, sixth she doesn't know. arguing began about who was what. Joy decided she is 74 (joy's not a bore) then she said,"I'm infinity and beyond a goo goo. that is higher than the highest number the end,i beat you all! "

I'm chuckling to myself about the infinity and beyond part. and Lance starts into a discussion about why infinity is infinite. and nothing is higher. blah blah blah. it was funny. Joy is a character.
and quite the chatter box (according to Liberty)
and Liberty is officially Zero the hero. (according to Liberty who is standing here live blogging for me, and reading over my shoulder.)

"MOM, if you are screaming for ice cream Wendy's has a new smoothie, 3 new smoothies filled with delicious fruit." said Joy the walking infomercial. that child is susceptible to any and all commercials. most conversations these days involve her coming to tell me about a must have product and me telling her no, we don't need anything as seen on TV. and she corrects me and says "i saw it on a COMMERCIAL" (she yells it. thus the caps. )

super fun plans? now that I'm a single mom for a day or two? we are watching movies tonight, or may be just Drake and Josh. after our delectable dinner of Barros' pizza. OHHH AHHHH mother of the year here. watch out.

and some people want to know the secret to adding the 3rd column. here is the link to the site i found it on, it worked for me. good luck with that.

oh and super fun typical sibling story, that would be so much better in a picture?

Hope scratched Pierce in the car, and even drew blood, on his face. (poor kid, she gets him all the time!) well after dinner, they were hanging out upstairs watching TV, and i heard crying from Hope. Peyton called her to come show him, it sounded, not very good, but not blood bloodcurdling either. well, he told her to "RUN SHOW MOM!"
she is coming along, slower than i should think it should be if she is in fact running to show me, and I'm wondering WHAT she is running to show me. but it's taking her forever to get downstairs. I'm imagining blood. Liberty brings her down. "Pierce got his REVENGE! He bit her!"
Hope has a huge bite mark, that bruised instantly on her arm. nothing a little cold beverage can't fix. on the arm, and a swig of mom's off limits Dr. Pepper, and all is well, and everyone is happily on their way.
i'll see if i can't snag a picture or two later. of the war wounds. being a sibling is ROUGH!


does anyone know how to clean up spilled oil, at least half a bottle? on tile? is there better way to go about it? yeah that would be me leaving 22 comments on a friends blog, and getting stuck cleaning up an oil spill. dang it! go read my comments, they are rad. and leave one too. she needs a record # just for fun. OH shoot, slippery oil, taking people down left and right.

Peyton just asked my why i am" free styling" his brownies. since i just added, marshmallows, and mini chocolate chips.

AND AS I WAS CLEANING UP THE OIL SLICK, I NEEDED TO GO PEE. AND LIBERTY SAID," TOO BAD! YOUR LUCK JUST RAN OUT. YOU ARE PEEING YOUR PANTS." THANK GOODNESS I DIDN'T .

and Joy just told Liberty, "you have to be allergic to dairy to be just like mom. i guess you aren't just like her. " i think maybe someone is jealous to not be just like mom.