Tuesday, March 24, 2009

feeling REALLY ....

DEAR LANCE,

you've been demanding some things from me, in the last few days,

and i think you may be confused.


I'm suddenly feeling really...domestic.

as in domestic help.

highly underpaid domestic help.

which leaves me down-right bitchy.

while i mop, i have alot of time to think.

and thinking when mopping leads to resentment.


hearing people complain and whine about helping clean , leaves me PISSY,

and FYI being assigned tasks chaps my hide , to put it nicely.

this is just a little reminder ...


♥,
Julie
(your wife, NOT THE MAID)


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9 comments:

Are You Serious! said...

♥ I feel ya! I hate cleaning and I hate it even worse when people come along and screw it up in .5 seconds!

Vidal's Nest said...

Damn...We are on the exact same page here!

Rebecca Irvine said...

"thinking when mopping leads to resentment": best/truest thing I have read all day!

Daisygirl said...

That is the best letter ever!! Im sure he will understand it because you used pictures and big letters....your a genious!!!

Kimm said...

I have your first picture as a magnet on my fridge! It doesn't help though. I guess I am lucky that usually my kids argue about who gets to mop the floor. But I know that will pass soon enough. I can't even keep up with my laundry so I can't imagine laundry for two additional people! I hate cleaning!!!

Mamarazzi said...

FABULOUS!! seriously love love love this post!

Tammy said...

Julie, you are the BOMB! I could not have ever said that better! You go girl!

Tracy said...

AMEN !! Well said. While we are on this subject. My laundry room is in our basement. 2 floors away from where all our clothes are, in our bedrooms. Hello, our beds are there too. That means sheets and blankets. They need washed too. I have no doubt a MAN desinged this house!

Eliza said...

Glad to know I'm not the only one who stays up way too late. Gotta love finding "treasures" left by the kiddos. Don't envy your basement cleaning. Good luck with that.

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