randomly posting random thoughts
So it's late at night. and i'm WIDE, ok not wide but semi wide, awake. i'm getting there. almost tired.
and my eyeball is itchy.
i think i have a random eyelash poking me in the eye. i have a crooked one that points the wrong way. not up and out, but in and towards the actual eyeball. it's not good.
and what do i do about it? i PLUCK IT! yes it hurts like the DEVIL but once it's gone the itchy eyeball pokey feeling goes away. it's worth it.
i just thought i'd tell ya. you'll sleep better tonight knowing that won't you?
which reminds me of some of those snarky comments i used to use back in the day. like Jr. High, when i was full of attitude.
like when someone shared a random useless tidbit of information? it was almost guaranteed to get the response..."thanks, i'll sleep better knowing that"
if they asked what time it was? "it's the same time it was 24 hours ago!"
How about saying someone thought "they were all that and a bag of chips?"
or someone is "Smooth like butta?"
if someone thought something was fun? i'd say, "More fun than a barrel of monkeys?"
seriously? like those are even fun?
yeah. those were the days.
do you have any good ones you used to use? SHARE THEM!
i don't even know what i'm saying USED TO USE? i still use more than one of these depending on my mood and the person i'm talking to. YEAH i'm mature like that!
OK well have a fabulous Thursday!
seriously? it's Thursday already? YIKES! does everyone's week fly by or is it just mine?
be sure to let me know!
8 comments:
whah about "pscych" or however you spell it.
other than that i can't remember what i just to say
The week does go by too quickly. Once as a kid my mother plucked all her eyelashes out because she saw her mom plucking her eyebrows (but mistakenly thought she was plucking eyelashes). Whenever I hear that story I think of the pain involved. I hope your eyeball does not itch any more.
Thanks for the laugh this morning I needed it!
Been there, done that got the tshirt..I used to say it all the time...now I don't really have a saying.
Well, other than SERIOUSLY!
My saying... hmmm can't say it..
But thanks for the crack up!
Hahaha! My fave was when you moved to Cali and left notes all over the house. The best was on the meat drawer - Move over bacon, I'm callin' someone meatier! I still think of that every time you say, "Move over, bacon." LOL!
Tough beans. No duh. Totally. Gag me with a spoon. (yes, I was a valley girl in the 80's).
Your description of Pierce made me laugh out loud. We all need a little toddler in our day every now and again. I might be embarrassed to tell all of the snarky things we said back in the day. Oh we thought we were so cool! (all that and a bag of chips) Just a few, "do you want some cheese with that wine?" (yes I still say this to my kids) Or the figers rubbing together and making a "wah wah" sound and saying it was the world's tiniest violin playin to your sad story. What, is that one just me? Or do you remember the sarcastic "WOW" with one hand making a W on one side of your mouth and the other on the other side and your mouth making the O. Or my husband's (not) favorite, "He wants me";)
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