funny for fun friday!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to
enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person
one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but
when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing
his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE BE HAPPY
Blessed are the Cracked, For they are the Ones Who let in the Light!
13 comments:
Lovely!!
nice, what a jerk ;)
Ha Ha, I almost posted that one too! Just the first line had me rolling, it's so so mean it has to be funny!
Hee hee!
So funny! Thanks for the laugh!
that's pretty funny! ha ha :)
So hilarious. I'll think about that joke the next time at the end of some long line.
That's funny! And a good little lesson huh?
that is hilarious! jerk indeed though :)
Too funny!! I guess be careful what you wish for.. LOL
That's too funny! The things we do for entertainment.
I'm with hotmama. That first line was so hilarious I nearly wet myself.
That's a good one! Love this idea for fun Friday!
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