so you think you are so smart huh?

ok really isn't it obvious which the lie is?

#4 TRUE! i totally made a fart noise in the microphone in primary. and i still hate to pray in church. talking in church isn't my fave but i will do it . but i have this sneaky rule! if they want me to talk in the ward because we are new, they have to ask us before anyone that came after us. and i don't talk about any deep topics. i am really spiritually shallow! and more along the lines of hi we are new, we met... , we have__ kids. shallow! hotmama was mortified to claim me back then. but i am still RAD! (wink wink Cecily R! make me giggle with the shirt comment!kindred spirits i tell ya! )

#1 snoop doggy dog? i mean snoopy baby sista? yes true! if a sibling happened to make a poor choice and brought proof home? i found it. the smart thing would be to leave all proof elsewhere but noooooooooo, i found it all. or enough to narc on the siblings. funny no one caught me!

#2 timed tests! i have confessed this before. i don't test well when it comes to being speedy in my brain. it just isn't possible! what can i say . failure! big fat F from mean mrs. woody! i even lack math skills or maybe it is lack confidence in my math skills now at bunko! (Lindsey can you add up my score? ) crippled with fear! and now i see a timed test and i shrink at the sight of them! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and one time for take your daughter to work day, i went to school with my mommy and i was a junior in highschool and those freaking 2nd graders whooped me! yeah, mom thought it would be fun to do a timed test with them . LAME-O! truth!

#3 like it is even a question? seriously? we had a live in maid until i was 14! from across the border if you catch my drift! she would make the beds, wash the sheets,,dishes, do the laundry. clean, and help make homemade tortillas! say i like me TOR-TIL-las with the L as a L sound tor- til-las, come on none of this proper Spanish accent on it! me no speak`e espan yol! ! my friends! i knew long ago, i was not meant to clean my own house, but don't have a maid to do it for me. i did have a house cleaner come for a few months to mop the floors. and that was pretty fab and yet i called it HELL WEDNESDAY! because i feel compelled to pre-clean for her to come. and once i am up cleaning i might as well keep my 50 bucks and clean it myself! yeah so i was totally sarcastic when i said i was properly trained how to clean. although hotmama paid me to clean her house for a pittance when i was younger and she taught me how to clean bathrooms, and stuff. she was a newlywed and paid my sister maria and I to come and clean. for cheap! so that is my plan. find younger family members and pay them to do the cleaning. PEYTON did an excellent job today of cleaning the dining room. for some candy! while the girls didn't think candy was worth the effort for doing liberty's room. so those that guessed or i should say deduced from past posts i am not a fab housekeeper nor have i ever been. were correct! #3 was the lie! although i should say i did clean hotmama's house for a couple years weekly. so maybe it is true and i just want a maid. and if i ever went to work it would to be to pay for a maid! i can handle the kids no problem, and i can cook, IF i don't have to clean everything all alone too! and i would pay a laundry service too!

so you be the judge?! i think #3 counts as true for cleaning hotmama's house while in my youth on a weekly basis. i was essentially her maid! because i lack skills or more importantly gumption do you believe #3 to be the lie? i think yes because i didn't make my bed on a regular basis (ever) so that part was an out and out lie! and the dishes i wasn't asked to do the dishes ever until i was 14 once time at girls camp and i totally gagged on washing stuff in a pan of cold water with a rag, GAG!

really fun game! way to go thinking this up ONEHM! i was at a loss without this! you are so RAD!