fabulous Friday -10 things about me meme!

I got tagged by Sarah at Soup of the Day ,she had lots of good childhood confessions there. I am running out of 10 random things about me that have never been posted before, so either i start confessing things i don't tell people OR i start repeating. this will be a little of both I'm sure. so it'll be thrilling. and yet, i have no clue who secretly lurks here? Lance's boss' wife? ward(church) friends(i know a couple do but I'm afraid there are more secretly reading the exciting tales of life at our house.) . family members? there are a couple that do, and then there might be the unknown to me in-law lurkers. so while I'd totally confess the to world unlimited deep dark secrets, i have to hold back because some stuff is embarrassing. i am torn. and site meter is no help. i have tons of unknown visitors everyday. here goes, no judging. and i have a poopy diapered kid here wandering around and I'm doing this instead of changing him, until he comes close enough to grab and change. i change the bulk of the diapers on my lap at the computer. ( caught him by the time i got to #4)

1. Last spring i went to a friend's sex toy party and considered becoming a consultant for a few months, for extra money. but decided my kids are too smart, and too snoopy to do that. my bunko prizes for the wild group are supposed to be "toys" . (gasp!) heh,heh! anyone wanna join the wild bunko group we are recruiting members.( there will be an interview to test for compatibility.)

2. i keep hair stuff in a kitchen cupboard. so it is handy to get kids ready to shove out the door. hairspray, brush, combs, gel,rubber bands, some bows. i think i might come off as gross , but i am keeping it where i use it, to simplify my life. it works for me. and it IS over by the medicine , not the dishes. or food. (and i want these fuchsia polka dot brushes for Christmas. $3.99 at Ulta)
3. the crap counter, is full. (this picture is from last time) but it has pretty much the same look. I am rad. in a super lame, lazy A$$ way. it is where i clean out the back packs, dump mail, keep my overdue library books. cleaning products. i can see a sweat shirt, if it get s put on the crap counter it sits until i purge and sort. (this is where the tardy letter is). i have been purging stuff everyday. but today. i am clearing it. promise. and i promise i won't just stick it in boxes and set it in the corner, Swear! ( because of #5)

4.i sing along to all the songs on my playlist, I'm generally loud and sometimes i DANCE. goofy.

5. I trade sexual favors to get Lance to do things i don't want to do. for example., Yesterday it backfired. i didn't want to do the overflowing sink full of stinky dishes, it was beyond my limitations as far as no place to throw up if i became sick while doing them so i thought I'd trade ANYTHING (wink, wink), for him to do the dishes, i went in made the deal for an unspecified ANYTHING (wink, wink), and later in the evening turns out the anything he wants is NOT a sexual favor. he wants all the boxes in the house unpacked(there are 3 in the dining room alone). I said , "didn't you see the wink, wink? the raised eyebrows? the "I am trading a sexual favor" look? ANYTHING! and you are picking that?" and he said ," you said ANYTHING ,that's what i want." we are so not newlyweds. so I'll be unpacking boxes for the next while don't expect a ton of blogging. see if he gets any more wink ,wink " offers "of trades. L.A.! but the empty sink is fabulous, AND he almost lost it doing the dishes, they were THAT bad. (giggle) that is saying alot. he rarely throws up.

6. i ate candy canes for breakfast today. mini peppermint style. i gave them to the kids too.

7. i love to snack on croutons, but the smell of them being eaten by someone else totally grosses me out. same with Ketchup. i can eat it but the smell of it when i'm not eating it or done eating makes me ill.

8. I prefer cheese-free food. once in High school for a Homecoming dance, I was served a twicebaked potato. and wouldn't eat it because there is cheese in them. yeah i don't eat cheese. now I'm grown up enough to not make a big deal about it(most of the time). i am still slightly embarrassed about that. so if i am ordering something for myself i will ask for no cheese(in mexican food, i do eat cheese on my pizza) but i will eat some things with cheese in it and pick it out if i can. but when i do eat it now i don't totally notice or get sick, it is just a preference. well i do get sick but only sometimes. but before i would totally gag at the thought. so i am getting better about it.

9. i buy stuff just for a small part of it or the free thing that comes with it. the other day. i bought some peppermint drinking cocoa. becuase it came with a metal scoop. turns out the cocoa is nasty, but i am thrilled with the scoop, it now resides in my sugar jar. and i kind of want to go get more just for the scoops. for the brown sugar. and the detergent. but the cocoa was super nasty. and I'm not THAT wasteful. and i might be able to find a scoop somewhere else. OR i'll wait til it clearances after christmas.

10. i can't buy a gift for someone and not offer to tell them what it is the next time i see them. if i don't tell it eats at me and i feel like i'll burst with the secret. and if anyone has purchased me a gift i am dying to know what it is as soon as they do it. and for white elephant parties? i tell who ever i talk to what i brought or am bringing, and i want them to tell me.

OK i get to tag some folks. and i am mixing it up a little. and tagging new people. i don't think i've tagged before. or totally new blog friends. the deal? list 10 things you have never confessed on your blog before. then come comment and let me know you fulfilled your part of the arraignment. so i can come read your confessions.

SO i tag...

Rob the nerdy redneck

Hope for the Hopeless-Melissa

Just Another Day in Paradise-Debra

Woodard fam-Jen

Janna

Andrea