how funny is this to you?
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for thenight.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
So ....is this really that funny? it rings a little TOO TRUE .
still in a funk.
winners being announced SOON! and by soon i mean later in the day .
so did you think that was a funny joke? or too true?
AND we all know Lance wouldn't be asking about what i cooked for dinner. but i might say,
GOOD IDEA elf hunter, i'm going to go play computer.
it goes something like this....
17 comments:
i find it to be a funny joke but very true at the same time. i hope that your funk lets you out soon.
Thank you for the good laugh! We should pick a day & post a joke. Of course mine would be lame knock knock jokes but I sure love funny jokes. Hope you start feeling back to your self real soon!
THAT made me giggle and snort!!! All of it.
♥ My husband would have thought I'd lost my marbles if I ever did anything like that! So unlike the joke, he would have busted out laughing and then said, "What the hell are you doing?"
Very true and funny! Loved it!
I hope you feel better soon!
LOL - that is pretty dang funny!
Wow! last night DH was wearing a black cape, mask, and had a whip - but I was blogging. hmmmm.
Nah...my hubby would go crazy if I dressed up like that! Probably not going to happen. Oh well.
BWAhahahaha Bat Man!!
oh man i am laughing over the Tripod song too...every time i see this it cracks me up!!
oh I just hate being in funky town! I hope you feel better soon.
I think that joke is funny AND true. If you can't laugh at your situation, you should give up!
That is SO funny!
How funny!! So true, so true...
So Leslie had to make me hang up from talking to her brother in order to fully enjoy the american idol-like audition that was oh so very hilarious! Apperently I am a video game addict and yet when people hear we have 5 kids they ask "what, don't you guys have a tv?" Heck, not even the PC gaming with my video game habits is strong enough birth control. SO... I just have to laugh.... and hey what is for dinner?
too funny!
Those were way too stinkin funny! I think the joke may be a little too true. Not for me, though, of course;) The video was flippin hilarious! Would it be rude to only forward it to two of my brothers?;) I better forward it to the whole family. If only I could figure out how....
hilarious! I just got that joke in an email the other day!
My hubbie thinks I'm the most boring, unromantic person EVER, so he'd probably enjoy that. Hmmmm....tmi?
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