Thursday, May 8, 2008

my thoughts on kite flying, and other random delights.

i have thoughts on kite flying, like that is shocking given the fact that we were kite flying fools for a whole week. and now the kite flying has come to an end. it's lost it's luster, and I'm ready to chuck the kites and save our 5 spools of 250 feet of string.
why you ask? why would i end the wonder of the kite flying extravaganza? BECAUSE THEY DITCHED ME OUT IN THE STREET WHILE I WAS STUCK FLYING 3 KITES AT ONCE! I'm sure it was a sight to behold. one Purple kite string holder was through my belt loop and tucked into my pocket with all 250 ft of string out and attached to Liberty's Hello Kitty kite. one RED kite string holder was tucked under my armpit, attached to Hope's Dora the Explorer kite, and nicely tangled with Joy's Blue kite string holder attached to her Barbie kite. i was bringing Dora down winding that sucker up so i could get the tangles closer to me to undo the tangle, and JUST THEN Dora started flying erratically, and did 3 loops, further tangling the strings, and landed in a palm tree. it was Phenomenal, and did i get a picture ? NO because all of the kids but Pierce were inside, watching TV. playing computer and Gameboy, and no one could fetch my camera and i was stuck outside flying and trying to untangle 2 kites, and trying to not get the 3rd one tangled too.

a while later they did come back out. and i made them all stay out and help , but at some point liberty's went crazy, and crashed, i think it's in the Bermuda triangle since there is no trace of her kite. the string was on the roof broken kite less. and While i was on the phone, and trying to get Liberty's string wound up still in search of her kite, 2 people conveniently tucked the handy string holders in the rocker, got tangled together, and Hopes had gone down on it's own, it was a crazy flier the whole time, and i followed the string, over the house, into our giant backyard palm tree, over the fence into the neighbors lemon tree, and over the behind neighbors fence. Dora is lost for good, Hello kitty, mysteriously disappeared and Barbie, is in prison on the piano. not allowed to fly again.

needless to say i think they are over it. and if they ask I'll be sure to remind them of the time i got stuck holding the kites. EXCELLENT.

Oh but the reason for this post , i totally got sidetracked was we got some cheap-o nylon animal shaped kites at Walmart. and these suckers don't fly for crap, don't get sucked in, they SUCK. buy the giant 52" character ones. they cost less and yet get up and fly on their own. and were by far the best Kites we've ever had. screw the diamond kites, they suck and don't launch easily enough, and any erratic current, and that sucker takes a nose dive, same with the cheap LAME nylon animal ones. and the tails make them hard to launch but when ripped off don't have enough weight to balance it. so i had to tie them back on, but they nose dive too then. LAME.

so kite flying season is OVER. but it was fun while it lasted.

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I'm officially tired. i stayed up far too late last night, 2:30. yikes. but i made some fabulous crafts, actually i went and watched while my craft group Friends made my crafts for me.

thanks JESSICA, LAURA, ALI (for having us over), Kayci, and KIM. good times.
i made
a fabulous ribbon journal with Jessica, cutting it all out, and taping it on for me, and all i did was tie my ribbons on.
Laura, had cute cute clippy stuff, she made it for me. fabulous

and Jessica , and Kayci did my earrings. whoohoo!

really i didn't learn much but it was fun.

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today i had the pleasure of a Mother's day program at Hope's preschool class. it was very cute, and i took TONS of pictures, and video. ooh lala. if i wasn't so tired I'd download then upload then post but alas I'm fried and need a nap. lucky me.

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and yesterday while waiting in the Van for Peyton's last basketball practice to be over i cleaned out the Van. no pictures but imagine 2 kitchen garbage bags full of nasty car stuff. plus stuff i couldn't just throw away. like shoes, and sweatshirts,and baseball gloves . i figure I'd better clean the sucker out now, because it is already almost TOO HOT TO CLEAN IT . i don't clean my car in the summer, it's too DAMN HOT!

So i wanna know. are you grossed out more by picking up dry crusty car funky food ?
Or still soft, slightly warm car floor food?
imagine tots, and fries. and chicken strips from wacky Wednesday.

and i'll just admit right now i prefer OLD DRY CRUSTY CAR FUNK. there is something nasty about still soft warmish fries. EWWWWW.

and yeah we eat in our car. i know you are shocked.
but when we are going to pick something up , I'm not unloading 6 plus people to eat in for fast food unless it has a play area, and i have someone to chat with.
So in the car it is. i remind them to remove the trash, i provide bags and whatnot, but it doesn't happen. so i clean out my car periodically, when i can't handle the funk any longer, or you can't open the door without the than 3 things falling out of the car.
generally it's water bottles, papers and empty cans of soda . occasionally a basketball or shoe escapes to add to the fun.

this just adds to my white trash evidence right?

i need to vacuum it. I'm thinking today during singing lessons. WHOOHOO for that.
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also i feel a rather large RANT coming on about mothers day. it isn't my fave holiday by the way. and i'm semi bitter about it. that and my Birthday coming soon.
residual bitterness abounds in the month of MAY.

i keep trying to squelch it. but it keeps bubbling up like bad indigestion. seriously.
i think i officially need therapy. or a vacation. whichever is cheaper.
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share your thoughts about these things- aka condensed version.

how about your opinion on....

love or hate mothers day?

do you have residual bitterness regarding any holiday? should i share mine?

which is grosser for you to touch?crunchy or smooshy car floor funk?

eat in the car? or not?

do you want to see preschool mothers day celebration pictures ? or no?

what about kite flying pics? worth my effort to upload ? or not so much?

17 comments:

tammy said...

I can just see you out there working those kites! Thanks for the tip on what kind to buy. The only time we get them is when we're out on the in-law's boat. Other than that I don't have the patience to try and get them up.

We eat a tiny bit in the car, since you asked. Not a lot. But we don't eat out a lot so that solves that. Mostly snacks because you know they are "gonna starve" on the 30 minute ride to Grammy's. Even the 10 minute rides bring them close to starvation.

I would love to see whatever pics you want to share.

SuperCoolMom said...

Not surprised that the kite flying ended with all the kids inside playing while you finished up.

Dried food infinitely better. Yes, I want to see the pictures - let's be selective though, only good pics of me.

and yep, we eat in the car too.

Ruth Anne said...

Crusty is totally better than mushy.

Last year, I found a missing sippy where endotoxins from the bacteria caused it to explode under the seat of the car. The smell was the worst.

The best idea-yearly car details. I just got mine again. It makes you fall in love with your car again.

Yeah, never figured out the kite thing.

AutoSysGene said...

Wow, do you want to come over and clean up my car, too? It so needs it! I think I have a bottle of water in every cup holder in the car.

andrea said...

Mothers day? Not my favorite. Like we get a day off? Whatever. Don't like listening to the talks at church...too guilt inducing about all the things I DON'T do.

Residual bitterness regarding any holiday? I don't enjoy my birthday, or any day where I am expected to do fantastic things or be the center of attention.
should i share mine? sure!

smooshy car floor funk. blech.

eat in the car? sometimes...in a pinch...but I hate cleaning out the mess, so it isn't often.

preschool mothers day celebration pictures? sure

what about kite flying pics? only if you feel if worth the effort! :)

onehm said...

HORRIFIED!! That right there is why I don't let those people eat in my car. Because it is all gross to me.
NO FOOD IN MY CAR!!
;)

Jenifer said...

So many questions....crunchy car food, we eat in the car or at home. I can't stand fast food places. They smell funny.
I like Mothers Day, I put it up there with my bday, I like to feel special two days a year.
Hate kite flying, but wish I had seen you flying three at a time.
would love to see preschool pics, of course!
I do hate Valentines day, I think it is bogus.

Debra said...

Crunchy food is TOTALLY better!!!! We eat in our van too. It is just life. Even if it is sandwiches I made, we still eat on the run.

Our kites are STILL in my wsock drawer - hidden! After reading your story, I just may let them stay there! Sorry they ditched you!!

Mothers Day - I love it. I'd rather have a day OFF at a hotel, but I get that twice a year already, so I guess I should spend it with the kids. I usually just email dh what it is I want for any given holiday (within our budget) and he will get that. We are far too frugal so it has to be something needed and wanted.

Mamarazzi said...

i have an awesome imagination and picturing you flying those kites has me rolling in a fit of laughter. pure awesome!!

love or hate mothers day? hmmm use to HATE it. now that i have J i LIKE it, cuz she really tries to make it special for me even though we don't get to spend that day together. but i imagine i will LOVE it once we add to our family.

do you have residual bitterness regarding any holiday? should i share mine?
i am still a little bitter about my birthday being totally lame this year...but i keep reminding myself that LAST year i got a brand new car...soooo anything is going to pale in comparision... right?

which is grosser for you to touch?crunchy or smooshy car floor funk?
ummm neither...ew!

eat in the car? or not?
not really...unless we are traveling

do you want to see preschool mothers day celebration pictures ? or no? YES post please!

what about kite flying pics? worth my effort to upload ? or not so much? YES post please!

Are You Serious! said...

♡ Mother's day is fine as long as my husband lets me sleep in and makes dinner I'm good! :)

I love all holidays except I don't really get what the big deal is about St. Patty's day...

No smooshy please!!! Blech...

We eat in the car.

I always like cute pictures!

Mortensen Family said...

Haha! kites. brings back a recent memory I had. Pretty similar situation.
Oh- and we always eat in the car, and when I finally get around to cleaning it out, it's maybe once a month. sad I know, but i don't have time to do it more often. the part of cleaning out the car that I hate the most, is how I have 1 child who has to rip every single piece of paper/food wrapper/trash he can get his grubby little hands on, while in the car, into teeny tiny pieces, and drop them all over the floor. And he sits in the back row of my burban, so it is a pain to climb back in there to pick them all up. Crazy child!

Cecily R said...

love or hate mothers day? Love it but its not really Mother's Day is it? WE've renamed it Oldest Matriarch in the Family (or OMF for short)Day at our house since I just spend the whole time visiting my Mom, MIL and Grandmothers.

do you have residual bitterness regarding any holiday? should i share mine? I don't really have bitterness about any holiday but I admit that I blow a lot of them off as just another day...including my birthday.

which is grosser for you to touch?crunchy or smooshy car floor funk? Smooshy is ALWAYS worse.

eat in the car? or not? Um IN.

do you want to see preschool mothers day celebration pictures ? or no? YES.

what about kite flying pics? worth my effort to upload ? or not so much? You bet!!

And finally...your comment about cleaning the car so that when you open a door three thing don't fall out made me LAUGH. Because just yesterday when Isaac got out of the van for school a drink holder from Wendy's and an empyt can of Diet Pepsi fell out. I guess at least it wasn't a beer can...

Jenn Toon said...

DRY CRUSTYS! The soft stuff gets ooey gooey and gets all under my nails and makes me gag!
We USED to eat in the car but with the new vehicle - HELL NO!! :)
I don't care either way about Mother's Day. This year will suck since Geoff works nights and will be sleeping most of the day while I deal with them ALONE. :(
SHARE! I wanna hear and see it all! You make me smile, cry, get angry with you and just give me some enjoyment that I'm not the only one on the edge all the time. Thanks for being so real and being a friend!! Love your guts!

Anonymous said...

LOL-you managing three kites!

We call garbage in the car, "CARBAGE"-the kids are allowed snacks only...it's hard enought to keep the car clean with kids!

Mother's Day-Love it!

Pictures-definately, please share!!

Have a great day...

P.S. I will have another list for you next week regarding summer activities that I can e-mail you.

Anonymous said...

You are SUPER fun to hang out with...and yes I should have RX to drink Dr.Pepper because I get a little crazy. Can't wait to hang out again.....you are soo seriously fun to be friends with!

The Ayers Family said...

I had so much fun the other night with you! To answer your question about eating in the car... my almost three year old son told me "we need a front loader to clean this thing out!"
I prefer crunchy remnants... I can flick them out and they don't leave any residue on my fingernail.
Every year around Mother's Day I ask to be sent on vacation- ALONE. It hasn't happened yet.
Share it all! I'm totally checking back for photos and follow-up comments!

Nat Nat said...

love or hate mothers day? Mostly hate it. I love the whole idea of honering our mothers but hate the my husband thinks it is my job all the time to do the gifts and meal and etc. and thinks mothers day is his day to sit on his ass and make me mad. Yeah you are getting the idea.

do you have residual bitterness regarding any holiday? Yes mothers day and you better share yours! ;)

crunchy is much better the smooshy is just plain eeewww smooshy. And I harely ever clean out my car.

Yeah we eat in the car. I hate hauling kids in and out of places. I am just like you it has to have a playland and even then sometimes I don't go in because thats a hassle with the shoes on and off adn fighting with them to get back in the car again.

do you want to see preschool mothers day celebration pictures ? or no? DUH YES of coiurse we do!!

what about kite flying pics? worth my effort to upload ? or not so much? But they just sound so funny. I can so imagine the kids dissapearing on you. Mine are just the same way. They all took off last night when I was still putting ther frogs they caught into the buckets. KIDS! Grrrrrr. Not feeling motherly this week.

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