as usual i'm avoiding the inevitable and perfecting the fine art of procrastination,and blogging
yes friend this is a TWO post day!
i could technically make it a 3 or 4 post day but i shouldn't, REALLY!
so this is a long one.
feel free to gloss over whatever you want. i'm just gonna combine the abundance of thoughts i've had for today. to avoid making it a 5 post day.
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FIRST. do you ever have one of those days?
I mean ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
to clarify, the kind from HELL?!?
a certain, 6th child
is pushing every button i have and then some. stinking kid!
from the time he got up and climbed out of his crib himself, and let himself out of his room this morning,he was KILLING ME!
first he dumped out half of a 2 liter of COKE, as he was drinking from the bottle.
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face.))
then, he liked my reaction so much , he poured out a whole glass full of chocolate milk,right on my freshly mopped (last night) floor.
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face.))
THEN, he poked a hole into a new capri sun, and was drinking out of the holes and spraying it all over. when i gave him a cup to hold it in, and contain the leakage he wandered off. (probably to squirt it on the carpet in peace.)
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face as he walked away.))
he came back and poured a whole bottle of calamine lotion all over the tile. in another area.
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face.))
and then the little turkey poked another capri sun, this time with a butter knife.
and just sprayed the contents all over YET another area in the kitchen. while he lapped the spraying juice from the air.
THAT IS WHEN i took it away and noticed the pattern of deviant behavior, and the smirk.
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face.))
i gave it back to get a picture. so i could capture the smirk, but he was wise to my methods by then and ran outside to play with the dogs. (by that i mean torment,i told the dogs to run away when they see him but they never listen)
later i heard him come in the back way. and he spent some quality time in the new store room, where our extra fridge is, with the door closed. and he sneakily opened 6 Marie Calendar's chicken pot pies. and poked some of them with a fork. He brought me one to cook for him even though he'd already had lunch.and that is when i discovered his misadventure.
we had pot pies for lunch. me, Lance, my sister that stopped by.
it was a regular POT PIE EXTRAVAGANZA.
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face.))
did he eat his pot pie?
heck NO!
he fed it to the dogs.
((imagine the smirk of success on his little devious face.))
by this point the big kids came home from school , and he spent the majority of the afternoon out front wishing someone would let him out of the fenced yard.
so i got a little break from him and his smirking cuteness.
later though , he did it at Lance over some Dr.Pepper he asked for, then spilled.
and again for my mom, as he dumped his plate of taco fixings on the floor by the dinner table.
SERIOUSLY it's been one of those days. this kid is cute but he WEARS ME OUT!
i think he must have been feeling devilish again today.
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2nd- Happy Birthday to my friend ALI!
love ya! hope your day was FABULOUS! and that you celebrated with your little/big family.
i could totally dig up an old picture of us from highschool but i'm feeling lazy right now. and i'll spare Ali the horror ! sometimes we just don't love to see ourselves from back then. of course she looked great, it's me, i don't want to post! hee hee!
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3rd. i am ultra behind on my blogging. to all my blog friends out there. i am sorry!
cut me a little more slack through the end of the week. and next week i swear i'll be back to daily comments for everyone.
as of this evening i have 395 unread posts in my google reader.
seriously after this week. promise.
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4th
as far as dinner went tonight with my mom and little sister's family, it was TACO-TASTIC!
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and now i've procrastinated long enough, and
i better go get back to business. and get glitter-tastic.
Have a fab evening.
11 comments:
Oh my goodness, he's a handful! But what a cutie. The cuteness factor probably saves his life daily.
Siigghh..you handle it so nicely! I think I would have been screaming like a crazy mad woman! Days like that send me over the edge!
Oh, how I hear ya screaming. Today the youngest threw me over over the egde, almost. He came to me and explained that he swallowed a magnet, so I thought. Of course, just as we were starting to nap. I was frantic and tried to have him explain what happened. Of course a 3 year old has a way of giving only part of the story. After I researched it on the internet, I decided to take him to urgent care, since if a child swallows 2 magents it can be big problems and need to have emergency surgery. UGH. Needless to say, no nap here. I took him in for x-rays and no magnets were swallowed. Better to know for sure, than to wonder. Little devil, huh!!! ((((sigh))) I have to blog about that one.
LOL! I hate to laugh, but I laugh because I can relate. SORT OF! I'll never say I know what it's like to be the mother of all the kids, but just the deviousness! Ya that!
I loved the photoshopped devil picture! HILARIOUS! I call my little man the DEVIL all the time. My hubby doesn't like that too much, LOL!
wowzer! good thing he is ADORABLE!
I feel your pain!! Sometimes I have too remember to try and laugh at their haha I got away with someting face because if I don't laugh I will cry.
I think at this point it would be okay if you locked him in a cage : )
LOL! Gavin is finally growing out of it (some what!). He use to get in trouble and as I got mad you could see his eyes darting around and him thinking, Hmmm if I hurry I could do this and that before she can reach me.... I almost miss some of those days, it was always great blogging material!
Have fun making your cups!
Wow! Sounds like he has serious case of Sticky Liquid Obsessiveness! Cracks me up! I had a child that on multiple occasions poured maple syrup or honey on top of her head. In her hair! Repeatedly. Maybe she knew something that I didn't about it's nutritive qualities for the locks. I dunno.
Happy Birthday Ali way up there in the drizzly north!
I, too, have one of thoses. I call my mom in California and ask her if she can take him for a week so I can het a break. She laughs and says no. Then, I saw "ok. I'm taking him to Target and leaving him there!" :) She laughs even more!
I can totally imagine his little devilish smirk! Sorry he's getting into everything! I remember those days!! I'm so glad I (and the kids) lived thru that! Good LUck!! Hopefully he'll get into preschool and you can have a little break!
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