cranberry juice anyone? plus MORE romantic speculation. is there a genetic link?

it's valentines day party day. yay on that.

with the exception of doing the valentines cards plus candy.

who came up with that retarded idea? the plus candy thing?

what happened to just throwing a couple conversation hearts into the envelope?

i love valentines day. but it's getting kind of ridiculous. mostly because i had to add 120 suckers to 120 cards. next year it'll be more like 140 something. or more. ugh!

pretty soon you'll be feeling obligated to hand out whole candy bars like on Halloween. everyone one upping everyone else.

well i refuse to be sucked into that conspiracy put together by candy and card makers.

i draw the line at a lollipop and card. THAT IS IT! ok and the tattoo or sticker if the card comes with it! but that is IT!

REALLY, I MEAN IT!

Oh and best part? While my girls were doing their cards, they had to pick SPECIAL ONES for certain people. with certain Messages/meaning.

"hey Valentine, I'm nuts over you!" with a picture of a squirrel. (joy gave that one to her major crush RIGGS! she's crushed on this poor boy for over a year.)

and so it begins....romantic notions. my girls were apparently born with them.

what? what's that? you hear an odd noise?

yeah that's just me quaking in my boots. (if i wore boots) I'm living in fear.

OH and Paxton and Liberty are both wanting to kiss people (My mom overheard them talking about it the other night and i asked them and they fully admitted it).

and they have crushes on people!

actually all of them have crushes on kids at school .

WHAT?!

i thought it was just me that was overly romantic at an early age. but NAH! apparently that is genetic.

I'm scared. hold me.

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THEN, while i was decorating Liberty's Valentine box? i put glittered paper on it, added a glittery heart. and was trying to pass it off as done, wanting to be done with this project.

i said,"is this good enough?"

Liberty's reply," not yet, it needs a bow and some rhinestones first. and some flowers!"

she is freaking demanding i add a damn bow!?!

it's really my fault.

i should have known someday when i wanted to do a half assed job on something , she'd be conditioned to think it was NOT fabulous enough without a bow, and rhinestones.

Who knew a flair for Bling could come back to bite ya in the butt?

well it is.

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if i don't catch ya again before Valentines day...

i saw these napkins at the store and had to take a picture.

sometimes this is TOTALLY TOO TRUE!

but i still love Valentines day.

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i'm cruising a UTI. it's my first. that i'm aware of. and really It's not great.

me and cranberry juice are friends now. GOOD FRIENDS.

oh and cranberry capsules. SURE. if it might help i'm all for it.

so i've been peeing like a racehorse all day.

and yeah i'm hoping another day of CRANBERRY JUICE and i'll be good again.