i'm not willing to risk it.sometimes i believe April fools Jokes can come back to bite ya
How about a little April fools story?
my favorite Joke for the last 15 years has been to say i was pregnant on April fools day.
my parents were scared when i was in high school. (making it even funnier)
Lance was always amused. and totally blew it off as my standard Joke.
except one year(2005) the joke was on us. i told Lance i was pregnant on the first,
and darn it on the 2nd i really was!
HOLY CRAP!
never again have i told that Joke. for fear it would come back to bite me again.
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darn it. that whole year was a bad Joke !
-at the time i was just beginning my 2nd cancer scare (recurrence) and it put my testing on hold.
-i announced it on my 10 year high school reunion website. telling the story of my Joke and subsequent bad karma induced pregnancy.
-only to miscarry on my anniversary the 19th.talk about LAME anniversary. we still went out , but it kind of put a damper on the fun. SERIOUSLY
-then i got to declare the miscarriage on that darn high school reunion website.
-only to get right back into my cancer crap again asap.
THEN deal with all of it and later that year get a bigger surprise called Pierce . whose pregnancy, and delivery where the Joke was totally on me. who knew after having 5 kids ,the 6th could totally screw you over (i mean mix it up) so much?
OY!
so this morning when the thought came to mind to Joke with Lance that i was pregnant? i had to resist. because i just can't risk another year like 2005.
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AND Lance came home from Philly last night! yay! that was the original plan, but they threw around the idea of extending, and making him do some more crap that isn't really in his Job description, and travel to New York and D.C. and seriously the fact he had to go at all was more than i could handle, so maybe extending, was gonna kill me. anyway. yay he's home. with funny stories to boot. YAY!
4 comments:
♥ I never do the april fools jokes either. My sister was born today though and we used to always tell her that she was a joke...
My little brother's birthday is today too.
I'm not feeling clever enough for April fool's today. I don't feel like making meatloaf and mashed potatoes that look like cupcakes or switching cereal-my daughter already did that one. Normally I love April fools maybe it will kick in later today.
My friend pulled the prego april fools day joke and had TWINS!! #5 and #6 so yeh I don't do that one either! I loved last years joke about your crashed van! that was the best!
Seriously, you crack me up!
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