a confession or two about embarassing crap.
just so you know....it's embarrassing when someone you've blogged about tells you they read it.
like the teacher starring in Liberty's breakdown post? (yesterday)
yeah another teacher at the school gave her the tip off that she had been mentioned.
she told me when we were at her retirement party this afternoon.
let me tell you. I FELT RAD!
(in a hugely loserish way)
she said it wasn't crap she was giving away. (which is neither here nor there.)
because everything is crap to me. (so i overuse the word to describe lots of things)
and by crap i mean stuff, treasures. things. items. loot. bounty.
it's all crap!
i personally love free crap.
i can see why liberty had a hard time choosing her 'special treasure' .
now.
do you wanna hear the MOST EMBARRASSING THING EVER? (today anyway)
i may be horrified later having posted this next tidbit but i can't not share.
because after you get past the gross factor, it's funny.(it was funny at the time , because i didn't have to clean it up)
here goes.....
SOMEONE (an unknown mystery person,since no one is willing to own up to it)took a shiz (crap, poop, dump,turd etc.) in a big gulp cup.
we found crap in a cup.
for REAL!
and another liquidy substance we are only guessing is pee.
you are so jealous you don't live here right?
the treasures to behold here are plentiful.
now in my defense this occurred while i was gone to the retirement party.
so i was NOT HERE.
and unfortunately Lance discovered the 'treat' so he got to deal with it.
HOLY CRAP!
so yeah lots of crap going on here!
Super EMBARRASSING!
anyone wanna confess anything? to make me feel better?
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10 comments:
saw your thing on facebook and had to jump on over to see what it was all about! Hey, at least you know people are reading your blog right??? I call alot of things crap too.....and it doesn't always mean it's "crap"....so i hear you! And the poo in the cup thing is FUNNY! I found a giant log on my bathroom floor yesterday after the kids were done playing in the water....and nobody wanted to fess up to it....they blamed the kitten....only problem is the log was bigger than the kitty! KIDS!!!
I really don't see anything you should be embarrased over. The post was more about Liberty having a meltdown and your frustration than it was about her teacher or her crap. And yeah...I have so much to pick up after right now that any more stuff being brought into my home is CRAP!!
And we have lots of kids. And they can be frustrating. And if you can't post about it..the good and bad why blog?
I have a friend who I was close with in high school and I feel kinda irritated with how fake she comes off sounding right now. You know her stuff don't stink. WHatever!!
Keep on keepin it real. THat's why people like reading your blog. Cause we've all had "those" days and we can all relate! We can see you as a real person and we like what we see!
Wow, that is some serious crap going on at your house! :)
LMFFBO (Laugh my flim-flammin but off)
Thats some great crap goin' on at your house.
So funny we say shiz too and I would have to add deuce, we say that alot too.
Wednesdays are not my fave. I always forget about early release. But have a rad one anyway!
Don't be embarassed about the teacher reading it. I always refer to it as junk (kids rag me if I say crap). And you didn't say anything bad about her.
One of my kids once pooped out in the yard by a tree. In the big fat middle of the yard...not hidden from anyone. I guess they thought they were a bear or something since it was right up against the tree. Ugh!
I laughed so hard Jewels that I almost peed my pants when I read this. Your blog always makes me laugh or smile so please don't make it private just because I don't comment every time. You really do keep me going some days! As you know my life is really tuff right now and it is just getting worse. My mom was just diagnosed with breast cancer! Yep that is two cancer patients and a little autistic boy for me! Steph
Is this the part where the Lord looks down and does his evil laugh? I'm am rolling on the floor laughing! Thanks for sharing!
El Jefe (a grown man) poops in plastic grocery store bags. double bagged, of course.
a little context: 2 years ago we remodeled the bathroom -- the ONLY bathroom we have. it was a 2 month ordeal with no toilet or shower. i spent a lot of time driving down the road to mcdonalds, but Jefe couldn't be bothered with that, so it was poop in a bag.
I would have been horrified to have the teacher tell me that. (Although there was nothing bad written about her.) She obviously didn't read any other posts to know that "crap" has multiple meanings on your blog. :)
Mr. T took a dump in the tub when he was only 2. That was the last time we had poo anywhere it shouldn't be. I seriously can't handle it any other way.
Thanks for sharing your confessions. Your blog makes my day! HUGS.
I want to know how they wiped after using the big gulp cup...
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