10 things i could have done without today. blitchtastic

i can't always be light and upbeat. in fact i always struggle with it,

and sometimes crap happens that i need to blitch about.

10 things, that i would have preferred not to deal with today.

1. finding 2 inches of muddy water in the basement bathtub from this weekends mud play. apparently people don't understand the concept of letting the water out of the bathtub. now they get to scrub the tub.
   
2. The doorbell rang when i was in the shower, so i go out, put on my towel and discovered Pierce escaped out of the back gate , only to come to the front door ,find it locked and ring the bell. when asked if he escaped outside he said,"yeah! SCAPED!"with a huge grin!
   
3. he did it again later, but this time he'd stripped in the backyard first, escaped through the locked gate. so he came around to the front door NUDE!he brought me the lock, he can undo it himself.
   
4. Pierce stripped in the real car . played in my make-up drew on himself with mascara, and just let it all hang out , in the front yard/driveway.
   
5. PMS. i cried no less than 3 times for no apparent reason. ok so maybe it was because I'd had it with the streaker. at that point PMS means Putting up with My Streaker!
   
6. an unintentional guilt trip about having enough love, time and attention to raise 6 kids. from a single ex boyfriend that i was catching up with after too many years.
   
7. kids fixing a second dinner after bedtime because they are hungry again. mostly because they went out back to play instead of eating their fill at dinner.
   
8. back talk from the eldest, about doing anything other than video games. even though he has to earn his money for his online membership by helping out. and yet refusing to help out because he has 20 more days to earn membership money again. insubordination makes me want to deny him the opportunity to earn any money, and lose computer privileges.
   
9. hearing that the big boys have been taking leaks in the backyard, teaching Pierce the wonder of being a boy! which explains his fascination with stripping and peeing out back .
   
10. Pierce taking a crap in the backyard! then running away from me and proceeding to sit in the kids toy police car, and getting crap on it/ forcing me to hose him down, then having to give him yet another bath.
    

it's been a LONG DAY! apparently i need to invest in DUCT TAPE! although i think he'd still find a way to strip and streak. and sadly it only JUST occurred to me to tape the diaper on.

i'm losing my skills (my mom skills)
i blame it on PMS!

and it's seriously pissing me off i can't post the hilarious streaker pictures of the kid,
because some of them are HILARIOUS!

kid climbing the rock wall nude? it's funny! trust me.

i need some retail therapy.
i need a TALL REFRESHING BEVERAGE!
i need more retail therapy.

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