crazymama says...
Lately I say the same things on a regular basis...
"You are killing me!" Usually said in an exasperated voice upon seeing messes left by children.
"Have you met me?" Said to the hubs when he suggests I do something he knows I hate, characteristically I would never do or just to be irritating.
"I am dying!" Said when I don't feel well (i've had a wicked sinus infection for over a week), if and when I am ever unpleasantly hot, and when irritated with kids or the hubs. Usually followed by, "you're killing me!"
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The other day Pierce insisted that no, I am not dying.
Later that day he said, " you are an idiot mom, but I still like you! "
The next day he smacked my butt while I did the dishes.
Awesome, it was almost like the hubs was home.
So what do you find yourself saying?
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"Yeah....I don't think so...."
"dinner is ON YOUR OWN!"
I'm also dying when I'm sick. :)
"Seriously?!"
"What the HECK is going on?!"
"Cool it!!!"
and,
"Give me a break!"
Gee, I guess my kids are gettin' to me! Thankfully, I also say, "I love you" pretty frequently.
I say 'I love you' quite often.
I also say I like to cook what's 'easy and impressive'.
'There's a difference between relationship issues and roommate issues'. This one's for my 22-year-old daughter who lives at home. I tell her 'I'll always love you, you're my daughter. But you are sometimes a lousy roommate, leaving your crap laying around and your messy room spilling out into the hallway, etc.'
'Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first.' That's my favorite quote from the movie Grumpy Old Men.
I have a couple that I use at school with my students.
'No is the end of the conversation.'
'If your mouth was moving and sound was coming out, that means you were talking.'
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