Potty training nightmare!
Hope is 3 today and she is thrilled! She thinks of herself as a Big girl! she has suddenly decided to wear panties, and we throw many pairs away, as far as panties go , it isn't worth it to me to clean out poop. and She poops in them alot! so we throw away lots of panties, and I figure if she values the princess ones, she won't crap in them. Let's face it, I am not big on potty training and would be fine if she wore diapers for another year. And I haven't found her gimmick yet, Peyton got candy every time he used the facilities, and Liberty got money, I am pretty sure Paxton got gum and money and Joy got money, and so did the kid that helped her go potty. I guess I'd better get Hope a gimmick too. i think she'd be happy with candy or chocolate chips. maybe even pennies. she isn't as money savvy as the others. She really is into going, and goes by herself, but some times she doesn't. that is when I think I am not ready to give up the wonder of a diaper, or pull-up. Just something that holds in the pee and catches the crap. that i can throw away! not swish and wash and still have stained unpleasantness.
A kinda gross story but here goes , the other day we are in a hurry to get out the door and no one is ready because i wasted the morning blogging instead of getting everyone dressed. , I go to change Hope and low and behold , she has panties on, she had slept in them, I guess Lance didn't bother to put something on her before she went to bed and as usual i was out for the evening, I'm thinking Die hard, anyway, she is wet and not only that she'd crapped in her panties but i didn't discover it until, Plop! crap in my hand, poop smeared down her leg and She has to have a bath! Great! but you have to realize my other kids were dying laughing, as they watch the poop plop into my hand ! i scream, gross! and they are rolling on the floor laughing and yelling for the others to come see! thinking it is the funniest thing they have ever seen, and being late already we are even later because of the bath! a potty trainer I am not! And the panties? totally in the TRASH!
have you ever accidentally caught a turd in your hand ? Come on tell me the poop stories! I need to know!
7 comments:
I have never had to catch anything. However when smiley was sick last Christmas I opened his diaper just in time to literally get sprayed w/purple diahrhea. That was a moment for the record books.
no, I have never caught poop but I still have two to go! Kennedi think she is potty trained but is not even close. When she is trying to poop she will say here it comes!! I hate potty training soooo much, it sucks!! Cody was around 3 and a half before he finally got it.
ok you are funny! I have been reading a few of your blog entries and you make me laugh!
Can't say that I have had this experience- but I enjoyed reading yours!
I have already told the boot story, but that is pretty disgusting.
ROFL!!!! That story was hilarious!!! Made my night! I don't think I have any poop stories off the top of my head. But yours was great!!!
I haven't caught anything, but I do have two stories...
MR. T dumped in the tub not long after he got to us...check it out here:
http://believeittoseeit.blogspot.
com/2006/12/no-thats-not-pickle-
floating-in-bathtub.html
And second, when Mr. T was training, he totally dumped in his underwear and I was on the way to the trash when DH asked me how I was cleaning those out? I told him NO WAY was I cleaning them out, they were going in the trash. He didn't think I should throw them away. I told him that HE could clean them out or I was throwing them away.
Needless to say, they ended up in the trash.
I don't clean up turds.
So there you have the gruesome stories.
thanks Ashley! that made my day! love the sharing of the poop stories! and i am so glad you laid down the law on that one! WHOHOO! and glad i'm not the only one chucking underwear in the trash!
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