Tuesday, February 17, 2009

25 more things i'm not promising anything new, but they will be about me or my opinion anyway. .

1. Coke gives me heartburn. so does lemonade. i still drink it sometimes but usually regret it.

2. i have to bathe and blowdry my puppies today. and i hate the smell of dog. wet dog, dog breath, dog crap. dog food. dog is not my fave smell.

3. if you are my friend , i consider you a friend for life. unless of course you give me reason over and over, to question why we are friends. so far it's only happened twice. and even then i'm nice. just no longer feeling the love,loyalty or devotion i give friends that treat me nicely.

4. i don't pretend to be an expert at anything. even childbirth after 6 times. and parenting. i don't know it all, and i'm the first to admit it. if you ever get the vibe that i'm a know it all, remember i don't , and i admitted it here.

5. i love the smell of citrus blossoms.

6. i hate it when puppies lick my toes.

7. speaking of licking toes. i once got a call at work from a serial perv telling me he wanted to lick my toes. he got my name off my name tag and called the store. i stopped wearing a name tag.

8. i used to have REALLY LONG fabulous legs. they are still long but no longer fabulous. i always wore short shorts/skirts. because shorts/skirts that are long on normal people aren't on me. some people might call it immodest. i call it my reality. it's now liberty's reality. and people that think poorly of us for it, can take it up with me, i will show them the bird. they must be average, or even SHORT. they could never know the agony of being tall.

9. my 25 things/ randoms are always long, and wordy.

10. i have always taken offense at the word BIG in any reference associated with me. the exception that doesn't offend me, BIG in reference to my boobs. who doesn't want big boobs? my response then? thanks for noticing.

11. i hate seeing all the recipients of emails and forwarded emails. i also despise the arrows along the side. i normally remove them. if i bother to forward anything.

12. thin mints are my fave girl scout cookies. followed by tagalongs, then trefoils and samoas tie for next in the order of my love of girl scout cookies.

13. i refuse to participate in fundraisers that involve collecting money from people or selling stuff. i don't let my kids participate ever. i bribe them to not participate actually. mostly because i'm eternally low budget.

14. if i smell a poopy diaper on my kid, i ask him," did you crap in your pants?" or "do you have a log in your diaper?"

15. i had my christmas tree up in my front room until last wednesday morning. now you know. it was nekked but still up. CLASSY.

16. i wait for company coming to mop.

17. if i like a song, i play it over and over until i get tired of it. i almost always can sing along. and usually only love songs that i can sing along to.

18. so far i have checked my email for comments between every thing i've typed. sometimes only every other. you see my obsession with my email and comments?

19. i have to say my vocabulary has rubbed off on my kids. the good and the bad. it usually makes me giggle when they use one of my words. good or bad.

20. i'm # 5 of 7 kids. i believe having 6 kids is a small family. it's all about perspective.

21. i originally wanted 12 kids. i scaled back to 8 on purpose 10 on accident. i'll be lucky to have one or 2 more. i might just be stuck with ONLY 6 kids.

22. it's when they are flinging girl scout cookies, or dusting themselves with powdered sugar, i wonder why i want more?

23. i'm on the fence about the lady from CA with the octuplets. but lean more to the opinion that WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? sure it's not wise, but i can't say much about it. since i am not done with just 6. and wouldn't love for people to bash me like they have her. i place more blame with her OB who implanted her. this from someone who steers clear of the news. if i bothered to really research it. you can bet there would be a blitching post about it. and it would probably go against popular opinion.

24. i ignore all facebook requests. just so you know. not that i don't want to be your girlfriend, or join your entourage. not to mention invited to causes. even admit we are relatives. i just don't want to run those damn applications. so i ignore them all.

25. my favorite color is fuchsia.and yet i only recently learned how to correctly spell it last year.

there you go.



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13 comments:

Mamarazzi said...

love this list! LOVE IT!!

i hate those facebook applications too...i always clickety IGNORE!

Ruth Anne said...

I think we are a lot a like.
Will not open forwards from my Aunt. I know it is junk.

I am not an expert.

I vow never to accept another facebook application. (I did accept relative one but it is stupid.)

I think octo-mom is crazy, not because she has a lot of kids or no means to take care of them, but because she said she wanted to get paid for doing a show like John & Kate which probably was the driving force behind wanting multiples. Really, what mom gets plastic surgery on her lips and nose while she is prego. (The before picture is bad though.)

Anyway, her doctor is at fault. It is illegal with jail time in Australia for implanting more than 2. Her doctors fails to follow the Hippocratic oath. He prides himself on getting multiples. Not cool.

Rebecca Irvine said...

I don't like big associated with my breasts. But that is because I think mine are TOO big. Especially for being short and short-waisted.

Fuchsia is a very hard word to spell.

Sweet Notations said...

I was in the same boat as far as the Christmas tree thing. I actually was going to do a Valentine tree but never got around to it. so down it came this last weekend without the Valentine decor! I am behind on everything lately!
Mindy

Supercool Hotmama said...

good list! I'm all out of random tidbits about myself.

Are You Serious! said...

♥ I hate the smell of dog too. I hate it when people refer to me as big too even if they're saying it as in TALL... How does that still not sound rude! Well you and your husband are BIG people! Thanks I think we do KNOW this!!! I won't allow my kids to do those dang fundraisers either! Nothing like sending your kids around to beg for money. At least that's how I feel. :)

Kim and Corey Nasfell said...

Although you probably already know this, you are HILARIOUS!!! Wahahahahaha...I'm still laughing over this post (almost peed just a little bit. almost. not quite. from laughing, not from over reactive bladder or anything like that). Thank you for sharing yourself with strangers like me! You never cease to make me smile!

love from,

Kim at www.shmumfy.blogspot.com

janna said...

Love the 25!

& thanks for making my day!!!!
I got your Valentine!
Thank you!!!

Daisygirl said...

Im totally with your # 17...I have songs of the month that I play over and over! And your # 18 cracks me up!!!!!!

sherry said...

I love it. And I NEVER forward anything without deleting all that crap first. Except sometimes it is interesting . Like when I got a forward from a friend and noticed she got it from YOU! Interesting...

andrea said...

I'm trying to get rid of the applications too....do you not even do flair anymore?

Loved your list. You crack me up.

blah, blah by lindsey said...

i am actually reading this on your actually blog and know that kills you....you got to this super fast (even if you did do it before)

i too love gsc but i prefer the shortbread with chocolate and i don't run app in fb either my computer is already a pos, so why make it worse.

i think i hate the "octuplet" lady! there i said it.

my cmas tree got taken down 2 weeks ago and now i think my family room looks weird.

everytime i ask caleb if he poops...he tells me no...yet i keep asking hoping one day he will tell me the truth.

Laura said...

I ignore all facebook applications or requests, even relatives etc... Lame.

I love reading this random tidbits about your, always!

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