Have you ever considered an inappropriate or TOO TRUE facebook status? the possibilites are endless...

I'm not saying which of these may or may not be real (mostly none are), but i started thinking of all the possibilities while giving the little kids baths. and seriously had to follow through with this...

ya know facebook statuses they are tiny glimpses into what you are doing, preferences, true personality traits or QUIRKS. and we are all kind of Voyeurs wanting to see what everyone has going on.

lets see what i could come up with. (if you come up with something good leave it in the comments)

(remember these are hypothetical for ANYONE to Post not confessions by me)

Name...does it with the lights on.

Name...doesn't leave the house without a bra on for fear national geographic will snap a picture.

Name...doesn't pay her house payment.

Name...has a stripper pole in her bedroom.

Name...is always on top.

Name...never shares the remote or food.

Name...looks at porn all day.

Name...always takes a purple fruit snack every time she opens a bag for a kid. (alright so this is me)

Name...gags at the sight of meat or the thought of barf.

Name...has online affairs.

Name...throws up to stay thin.

Name...steals money from her kids.

Name...thinks your kids are ugly.

Name...never cooks at home.

Name...is getting a divorce .

Name...masturbates daily.

Name...never showers alone.

Name...has "toys" that the kids found.

Name...thinks _____ is a fat a$$.

Name...cheats on his wife.

Name...wears girls underwear.

Name...never takes her pills.

Name...is a molester.

Name...has yet to come out of the closet.

Name...shoplifts for fun.

Name...is trying to sell you nu skin.

Name...tells people's secrets and make up lies.

Name...is in bankruptcy.

Name...pretends everything is great but is really a WRECK.

Name...is looking for a good time. with a stranger.

Name...yells at their kids.

Name...does it for money.

Name...doesn't have a job. and doesn't want one

Name...is on welfare.

Name ...is a jerk to his wife.

Name...hates everyone that isn't white.

Name...just peed her pants at the store.

Name..is so cheap he thinks you can find great deals on second hand underwear at the thrift store.

Name...just bought a new pair of boobs. wanna see?

the possibilities are endless.

what would you love to see?

what status would horrify you?

do you have anything you would confess?

What's the funniest one you've ever seen?

I've seen a few that had me saying WTH? but most are tame.

i admit some of mine are LAME.

participation is always welcome.