Saturday, September 17, 2011

you might be a mom if...

You ask your 5 year old which shoes you should wear.

It was a choice between heeled mules and blingy flats.

He picked the flats.

Not because they are blingy but because," you trip and fall in heels."

You might be a mom if you regularly have a tube of orajel in your pocket for your fussy teether.

You might be a mom if you put perfume on for your date and your child comes in, asks," what is that smell?"

When told it was perfume he tells you,"you stink".

You might be a mom if you buy clothes every week but none of them are for you.

You might be a mom if you decide to wear the jeans that are that worn out look from last year and your! kids keep asking,"who cut your jeans?"

You might be a mom if you find yourself enjoying the Justin Beiber movie alone on a friday night. After all of the kids fell asleep in your bed.

You might be a mom if you know the real names of the disney channel stars in real movies.

(Beastly starring Vanessa Hudgens, of high school musical fame, was really cute.)

You might be a mom if you know people from 7 years ago soley because their child was in the same pre-K class, they spot you, and then have to chat for a half hour.

Again I have no idea why or how people remember me years later.

You might be a mom if you think the leftover eye make up from the day before is almost as good as a Smokey eye.

You might be a mom if you have to decide, between the comfortable bra with no support or the supportive bra that gets the girls up where they need to be but is super uncomfortable and since you are going out on a date you go for support over comfort.

You chose support over comfort because...

A. You have nothing new to wear.
B. You are wearing last years style of pre-worn out jeans.
C. Your perfume stinks.
D. You let your 5 year old talk you into flats over heels because he's realistic about your skill at walking in heels while you carry the baby.

Now I'm gonna go put on my make-up so I can wear Smokey eye to church tomorrow.

;)
May your weekend be full of hot dates and something other than movies full of teen stars.

Hugs,
Crazymama

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5 comments:

Lori Thompson said...

Very funny and oh, so true!!

CassiB said...

LOL, really.

jayna said...

great post!! so fun to read. way to rock the last year style jeans. and the smokey eye. i may or may not already try that on occasion...

j

One Fantastic Housewife! said...

Humor is quite abundant in the life of a mom. I am quite educated in all things Disney and Nick also.

DEANNA said...

THIS SERIOUSLY MADE MY WEEK AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE SMOKEY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM STILL WAITING TO RUN INTO YOU SOMEWHERE.. ANYWHERE!!!!

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